Who Was First?
A computer scientist, a surgeon, and a civil engineer were gathered at the pub.
The surgeon boasts, “Surgery is the oldest technology in the world! It’s in the Bible. God removed Adam’s rib while he slept. This is clear evidence that surgery pre-dates all other technological endeavours!”
Without so much as a heartbeat, the civil engineer says, [...]
Little Girl on a Plane
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the aeroplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What [...]
